What D-hall Food Matches Your Personality?

In case
Go to Uncommon
Outside if it’s nice
In the library, all day everyday
I thought homework was optional…
On your bed. Naps may occur

Apple and Peanut Butter
Cereal I guess (sigh)
Anything– I’m hungry
I guess I can try to make a salad?
Toast a bagel
Make eggs of course

Attempt to pet it, they are just so cute
Do nothing
Have a staring contest
Run far away, those squirrels are unpredictable
Give it whatever food you have as an offering
Make weird clicking noises in an attempt to speak their language

We have a mascot?
A unicorn, cause it’s a horse but better
A snake. Slytherin forever
Stick with the thoroughbred
A squirrel. Duh.
A hedgehog cause they’re cute

Blue Side Forever
Doesn’t matter as long it’s a booth
Fireplace table
Date table, care to join?
Red Side or Die
I sneak food out shhh it’s a secret

Do nothing. It’s not worth it.
“No cuts no butts no coconuts.”
Tell them to move
Try to hide the fact that you’re crying
Cut them right back
Sigh really loudly and hope they hear you