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How to Get Drunk While Watching JoJo’s Bachelorette Premiere

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at SCU chapter.

This is a game to get you as messed up as the basic premise of this show. I don’t think I would ever win an argument that The Bachelor/Bachelorette is a good show, but it’s mindless entertainment that’s necessary every once in a while.

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As I watch this show, I find myself complaining about how unrealistic it is and sh*t-talking the situations, but I can’t get myself to stop watching. Something about the whole Bachelor franchise just pulls you in.

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Prepare for the May 23rd premiere of The Bachelorette by getting a group of friends together and ready for a great night. Water shots are encouraged if you’re not feeling the alcohol, and this game also includes a food option to soak up all of your beverages. Also featured is a community cup that should get passed around according to the rules.

Don’t know what mixed drink you want? How about some tequila-based mixed drinks, a raspberry mojito, or pick your favorite from this list of boozy summer drinks.

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Grab some food when…

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  • A guy calls JoJo “beautiful”
  • A montage of someone looking off into the distance reminds you how awkward they must be to film
  • Someone on the show eats food (just kidding, this never happens)

Take a sip when…

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  • JoJo mentions Ben
  • Someone says “the right reasons”
  • Chris Harrison reminds you how replaceable his job is
  • A new limo pulls up
  • JoJo is referred to as wife material
  • A guy is referred to as husband material
  • Someone proposes a toast

Drink the rotating cup and then pass it when…

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  • A guy forgets to say his name upon first introduction
  • JoJo refers to herself as being lucky, blessed, etc.
  • A guy interrupts someone else’s one-on-one time with JoJo

Take a shot when…

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  • Someone’s job description is clearly not a job
  • An introduction makes you cringe in embarrassment
  • A guy cries
  • A guy introduces enters the mansion via transportation that is not a limo
  • The first impression rose is handed out

Finish your drink when…

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  • There’s a kiss
  • The final rose is given out
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