Most of us have crazy stories that begin with a night of drinking. And most of us can attest to the crazy things that alcohol makes us do.
As you know, celebrities are just like us – and that includes their views on drinking. Here is a list of the best quotes from our favorite Ciroc sipping celebs.
1. Frank Sinatra
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“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
2. Ernest Hemingway
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“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”
3. Carrie Bradshaw
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“I was a fan of anywhere that you can smoke and drink at 2 pm.” (Fictional, but still a celebrity in my eyes…)
4. Kim Kardashian
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“I said at 30 I’m gonna at least have a drink to lighten up because my sisters say I’m so boring.”
5. Jennifer Lawrence
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“I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time.”
6. Steve Martin
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“Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.”
7. Bette Midler
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“I try not to drink too much because when I’m drunk, I bite.”
8. Johnny Depp
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“When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
9. Stephen King
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“Do you drink?”
“Of course, I just said I was a writer.”
10. Drew Carey
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“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
11. Chelsea Handler
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“There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.”
12. Stephen Colbert
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“They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.”
13. Ellen DeGeneres
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“I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there’s morning sickness. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to acheive that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”
14. Tina Fey
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“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.”
15. Jack Nicholson
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“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”
16. Russell Crowe
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“I have respect for beer.”