This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Ohio U chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University. It’s Monday, and there’s a fest on Saturday. When do you go buy your alcohol? I’ll grab some maybe Wednesday or Thursday. Why would I pay for alcohol when they’ll have it there for me? There’s a fest this weekend? Lol what? I always have beer in the fridge and bottles in my freezer. What are you doing the night before a fest? Sitting on my laptop playing Sims, which is the only acceptable thing to be doing. I’m at the bars, where else should I be? Hitting up twitter and all of my friends to find out where the kegs will be and what time. Hydrating and packing my fanny pack to prep for the big day tomorrow. Today is the blessed day. Fest day. What time do you wake up? I never went to sleep last night…oops. I’ll wake up when I wake up. Depends on what time the first keg is going out. 9 AM. A healthy, carb-filled breakfast is essential to a healthy fest. What are your friends doing during fest? Relaxing in my room with me watching a Bob’s Burgers marathon. We’re sticking together and having a great time. They’re raging right next to me. Scoping out the houses to see where the best alcohol is, then sending locations to the group message. When do you consider your fest over? When all my drunk hall mates come home and start yelling. Fest is never over. Fest is life. When I can’t find any more alcohol 🙁 When the parties aren’t fun anymore and I’m sufficiently drunk. It’s the morning after. What does your Snapchat story look like? So many snaps. When the hell did I get Big Mama’s? Videos of randos doing hilarious things and wearing weird outfits. Me doing keg stands and slapping, like, five bags. Me testing out every single face filter-thingy that Snapchat has to offer. Last question: Fest drink of choice? A nice glass of wine. Beer or wine coolers. Shots, beer, and jungle juice. So, anything. Whatever I can get my hands on.
