This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Northwestern chapter.
I don’t work out. Period.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t open a jar of marinara sauce.
Step 1: Struggle. Hardships like these build character.
Don’t you feel like you learned something?
Step 2: Flip over the jar and bang it on the table.
Get that aggression out.
Step 3: Congrats you’ve opened a jar.
Handled.