What Munchie Should You Gorge on this April 20th?

Maxwell Faucher

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Maryland chapter.

4/20 is here and that means plenty of demand for all kinds of food. It can be difficult to decide what grub is right for you, especially when you can’t get over how insane your carpet looks. I’ve got your back during this twisted time. Just answer these simple questions and we’ll figure out what munchie is right for you.

Favorite TV show to binge-watch?

Storage Wars
American Gladiator
Where’s the remote?
Planet Earth
Man vs. Food
Downton Abbey
Adventure Time

Let’s play some sports…

Bocce Ball
Whoa, this grass is so green…
Birdwatching
Rugby
Pie eating contest
Disc Golf
Four Square

Your turn to pick the next song, what are you bumpin’?

Drake’s “0-100”
Drake’s “The Motto”
Drake’s “Find Your Love”
Drake’s “Headlines”
Drake’s “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
Drake’s “Worst Behavior”
Drake’s “Take Care”

Who is the best game show host?

Regis Philbin
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! (Springer)
Apollo Ohno she didn’t!
Howie Mandel
Who is Alex Trebek?
Steve Harvey, is this a serious question?
Bob Barker, COME ON DOWN!

Road Trip: Where are we going?

VEGAS BABY!
Colonial Williamsburg, VA
A different couch
Wendy’s
Six Flags
Yellowstone National Park
The Grand Canyon

What is the meaning of life?

There is no meaning, we are all just specks in an infinite universe ruled by chaos.
Just have fun, ya know?
Crushin’ it
To fulfill the purpose set out for us by the wise and all powerful Xenu
Yo, like, what if the red I see is different than the red you see?
To find harmony in the world by seeking peace and understanding amongst all creeds and cultures
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Do you actually think answering seven multiple choice questions will allow me to assess your personality and accurately predict your preference of food?

Of course, the internet knows everything!
I mean, my friends took it, so I feel obligated.
F*ck no, I’m just here because I like stupid quizzes!
Yo, hurry up I’m hungry.
Bro just pass me the bong already.
Wait, these things don’t actually work?
Well I’m a psychology major, so yeah, I would know.

Some stuff to consider for the big day:

Maxwell Faucher

Maryland '12

What Munchie Should You Gorge on this April 20th?

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