What are 2 things you don’t want to think about while eating? Throwing up and going to the bathroom. Well, Sanrio (the company behind “Hello Kitty”) decided to throw that concept right out of the window.
Low and behold Gudetama: a really cute and lazy egg yolk.
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You can buy Gudetama in his pastry version at YATA Gudetama Café.
The theme of this cafe is entirely based off of this little, adorable egg yolk character.
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So, you’re probably wondering, “How exactly is this dessert weird?”
Well, the pastry version of Gudetama mimics bodily functions. Poke a hole in the butt for it to poop itself or squeeze the sides for it to puke.
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Lose your appetite yet?
On the bright side, the vomit is vanilla custard & the poop is chocolate sauce.
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If you’re still not grossed out, then take a quick trip to Hong Kong to buy one of these bad boys. I know I won’t be flying over any time soon.