Bless you E-Hall for being there for us every Saturday and Sunday. Shoutout to ya Jimmy Fallon for always being the dude who cracks jokes and makes sarcastic comments worth sharing all month long. Jimmy Fallon and E-Hall go hand in hand to describe every emotion JMU students feel while they stuff their faces with tots, bacon, and pancakes.
Getting there: Excitement.
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Do I really need to put on real clothes? No, pajamas will suffice. Rollin’ up to E-Hall with a nice hungover glow, anticipating your first bite into a toasted panini or if you’re feeling bold, a sweet waffle. Go for the carbs because it’s been scientifically proven that they make you happy, just control yourself.
Realization that finding a table might be impossible: Frustration.
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We all have the same idea when the weekend rolls around, but will you get there at the right time to score prime seating is the real question. Showing up at 12, walking around, eyes lighting up when you think there’s an open table. Spotted: water cups. #blown
Finding that one table: Joy.
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Praise, praise, praise. Now, let the eating commence. Check out this article for a list of foods that’ll have you feeling like a million bucks post night out.
Realization that all lines are a mile long: Frustration Round Two.
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But wait, you can’t even start stacking plates until you wait in a line that takes 5ever. Hangry people mean business when it comes to brunch.
Shoutout to the dining service employees scooping tots onto plates like there’s no tomorrow: Thankful.
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Thank youuuu JMU dining employees for working hard and not hardly working, and apologies for the impatient people you put up with. You all are the real MVPs.
When you sit down ready to feast: WOAH BABY.
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Cheers, friends. Enjoy. If you’re feeling creative, mix and match your options.
Plate one done, onto plate two: Full yet getting the most out of my punch.
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You might as well go big or go home. It’s the weekend, so splurge and stack those plates high and mighty with no shame.
Three plates in and feelin’ good until: Food Coma.
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Welp, it was destined to hit at some point, homies, and here’s an article that explains why. But hey, look at the bright side, this gives you a reason to go home and siesta. Have fun waddling back to your car or dorm.
Getting home: Bed, plz.
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Sweet dreams of pancakes drizzled with syrup and bacon, bacon, more bacon. E-hall, you done good.