VinePair, an online publication that focuses on sharing its love of wine, recently released 26 Wine Labels That Have No Time For Your Crap. I couldn’t do anything but nod my head in agreement as I read them because they’re so painfully accurate. But don’t lie, you’ve been there too. If only real labels were this blunt they could talk some sense into us.
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Where was this one last weekend?
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I’ve basically spent the summer learning this is essentially How to Adult 101.
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Or just no glass at all?
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Or at least that’s what I keep telling my grandmother.
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Well, I always start the night out with this intention.
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Me trying to break out some old school Britney at 2 a.m.
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I wasn’t really planning on anything being leftover, but it makes me feel better to have permission.
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Cheers to that my poor and tired college friends.
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How unacceptable would it be to give this to roommates? Asking for a friend.
Check out the rest here. Wine labels, you know us to well.