Everyone makes mistakes. As a lot of successful people claim, it is learning from these mistakes that help them ultimately succeed. Failure does not come from falling down. Failure comes from staying down.
I’m not sure, however, if there is a way back up for the people behind these…
1. Wasted and Broke Ramen
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It’s a bold move reminding your potential customers to feel bad about themselves.
2. Soup for Sluts
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It’s even bolder to have such a niche target market.
3. Cock Flavour Soup Mix
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Probably one of the most tasty products on this list. It has been able to get positively passionate reviews on Amazon.
4. Manhattan Style Assholes
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As if the style of asshole is going to be what makes this a bestseller. This takes nose-to-tail eating to another level.
5. Pet Sweat
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It doesn’t sound that refreshing. Probably not a good coconut water substitute.
6. Cemen Dip
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You probably think this product comes from a non-English speaking country and not England. How is this British?
7. Urinal Hot Drink
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This one can at least play the English language ignorance card.
8. Breast Munchies
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Sex sells?
9. Tastes like Grandma Jam
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Ew. Just plain creepy…
10. Paula Deen Butt Massage
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To be fair I’d rather have the rub than the… rub.
11. Batmilk
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Milk of the cave.
12. Monkey Gland Sauce
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A lot of people don’t find glands appetizing. Even less, find monkeys appetizing. When it comes to food, two negatives don’t always make a positive.
13. Shitto Pepper Sauce
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At least it’s being honest about what is likely to come.
14. Child Shredded Meat
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I hope this is false advertising.
15. Creamy White Finishing Sauce
Photo courtesy of masterfoods.com
Maybe don’t describe it so vividly?