If you ask the Florida State student body what the best pizza place in town is, I guarantee you that 99 percent of them will say Momo’s.
It’s typically the place you get your first ever Tallahassee meal as a freshman, and the place you keep coming back to when you’re a senior. Voted “Best Pizza” for five years in a row, (and for good reason), Momo’s has been the go-to pizza joint in Tally since ‘99.
I’m a junior at Florida State, and I tried Momo’s for the first time last week. *Cue gasps and head shakes* Now I know what you’re thinking: what the hell is wrong with you?! You’ve been in this town for two years and JUST NOW you try Momo’s? I know, I know. I really have no answer for your pressing questions, but I finally got around to trying the famous pizza last week, and my only regret is not going to eat there sooner.
So I welcome you into my brain to uncover my thoughts as I entered every drunk, (and sober) college kids dream.
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Wow, it smells amazing in here.
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Like cheese… and grease.
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So this is what Momo’s looks like on the inside…
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I feel like I’m walking into a historical landmark.
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That’s the line. Ain’t nobody got time for this.
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Who am I kidding? I ain’t got sh*t to do.
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Waiting, waiting, waiting.
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Maybe I should be looking at the menu so I don’t sound like an idiot when I’m ordering.
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That’s quite a hefty menu.
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So. Many. Toppings.
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Meatballs? Bacon? FRIED CHICKEN CHUNKS?
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This place is a dream come true.
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Breathe. You can’t put three different meats on one pizza.
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Stop being fat.
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Mushrooms. I like mushrooms.
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Pepperoni? Duh.
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Holy hell. That’s what an extra large looks like?
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How do they even fit it through the door????
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I’m next. Hallelujah.
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“Hi, can I have one slice with pepperoni and mushroom?”
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Six bucks. Damn.
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You know what I could get with six bucks?
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Six snickers bars.
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Six margaritas at Cantina’s on Margarita Monday!
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EIGHTEEN COOKIES AT MCDONALDS.
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This pizza better be good.
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Where to sit where to sit.
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MOMO’S Y U SO PACKED?
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Okay there’s a corner booth all the way at the back.
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I’m such a loser sitting all by myself in the corner of a restaurant. No one look at me!
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Scroll through Instagram. Pretend I have someone to text.
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Okay, enough. You hate people who are glued to their phones.
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Look around or something.
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Johnny Cash is flicking me off.
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There are guitars hanging from the ceiling.
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I can dig it.
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Omgomgomgomg here comes my pizza.
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Try to not look so excited, Alex. Stay calm.
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YESSSSS IT’S HERE.
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Sweet. Baby. Jesus.
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This is the biggest pizza I have ever seen in my whole twenty years of life.
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How do I even approach this?
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Do I eat it with my hands? Is that even humanly possible?
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Fork and knife it is.
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Holy mother of god.
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This is just amazing.
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Who knew pizza could taste this good?
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So delicious.
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So greasy.
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SO GOOD.
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I have no words.
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The cheese to sauce ratio is just on point.
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This should be a sin.
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I have to go to confession after this.
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And the gym. Definitely the gym.
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Okay enough of this fork and knife bullsh*t.
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Who was I kidding? I’m not proper.
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Eating with your hands just makes everything so much better.
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MMMMMMMMSOGOOOOOOD
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I wonder if I can come here five times a week.
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My god this is so good.
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Thank you pizza gods.
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Oh man. So full.
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Must. Keep. Eating.
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I’m not throwing any of this delicacy away.
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Not a single crumb.
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It’s okay little pizza I won’t throw you away.
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You’ll be safe in my belly.
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The crust is good toooooooo.
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I just finished like a pound of pizza in four minutes. Who have I become?
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Why must all good things come to an end?
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I guess I should go home.
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I can come back tomorrow.
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I could come back everyday.
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Yea, that sounds like a good idea.
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Time for a nap!
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Goodnight Momo’s.
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I will miss you.
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Thanks for changing my life. #Blessed.