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What Cereal You Should Be Eating, Based on Your Zodiac Sign.

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at FSU chapter.

We’ve all spent way too long in the cereal aisle or staring at all the choices in the pantry now you can let the constellations decide instead.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Cereal Bars

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Priding themselves on practicality, these workaholics skip the spoon and bowl and opt for a more compact handheld breakfast that allows for more mobility and freedom. Milk and cereal bars are a perfect match for the busy Capricorn.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Cookie Crisp

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Known for being a little unconventional this cereal should be right up the Aquarius alley because who eats cookies for breakfast? Is it breakfast, dessert, or a little of both? Who knows? Just as long as it tastes good.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Cheerios

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For the kind and dependable Pisces there’s one cereal that has stood the test of time, kicking it with us when we were first learning how to feed ourselves. Cheerios is the day one cereal that can always be counted on whether its honey nut, chocolate, or frosted.

Aries (March 21 – April 19): Caramel Popcorn Crunch

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The original and inventive Aries will always gravitate toward the newer cereals or new flavors of tried and true favorites. Caramel Popcorn Crunch is an intriguing cereal that Aries won’t be able to keep their spoons out of.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Trix

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The loyal and dependable Taurus usually finds one cereal that won’t let them down and sticks with it for long periods of time. Try this fruity cereal that you won’t get tired of any time soon.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Oatmeal Squares

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For the Gemini that can’t decide between cereal and oatmeal for breakfast try Quaker Oatmeal Squares and you won’t have to choose because both is better. Now the only thing you will have to decide on is which flavor, good luck.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Reese’s Puffs

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A sign riddled with contradictions. Reese’s Puffs should do the trick as a cereal that originated from candy but is eaten for breakfast. Here is one contradiction we are happy tastes so great.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): Fiber One

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Leo’s mean business and nothing says I’m ready for breakfast and the day quite like Fiber One. 55% of your daily value of fiber and 0% nonsense.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Honey Bunches of Oats

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For the Virgo on a constant pursuit for perfection, your quest for the perfect cereal can stop here. Honey Bunches of Oats is the perfect cereal for Virgos because it is the perfect cereal period. The blend of oats, nuts, and strawberries has all of your bases covered.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): Kashi

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Known for being balanced and harmonious you will find Kashi to be your ideal cereal counterpart. It has the perfect blend of grains balanced out with the right amount of sweetness for a meal that is both nutritious and tasty.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Chex

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The resourceful Scorpio will try to make the most out of their cereal choice. This makes Chex the perfect choice because it comes in a number of gluten free flavors and can be used in many other ways around the kitchen like in desserts and snacks. Here’s a recipe to get you started.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Lucky Charms

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Happy and carefree Sagittarius loves the fun of children’s cereals from time to time and there is nothing that screams sugary children’s cereals quite like miniature marshmallows and a tiny man in green.