Any viewer of Bob’s Burgers is familiar with the hilarious members of the Belcher family. Bob may have a handle on burger puns and toilet turkeys, but when it comes to the real star of the kitchen, Linda takes the cake.
And chances are, if you’re as much of a lover of alcohol and ridiculousness, you have your own inner Linda waiting to dance her way out. Here are a few ways to know if you exude Linda Belcher:
1. Any recipe begins with a corkscrew and a bottle of pinot.
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Don’t lie, you’d triple fist if you had three hands.
2. You always have kitchen essentials on hand.
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#freethespicerack
3. Dessert is acceptable at any meal.
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And it’s not even my birthday…
4. But you believe firmly in portion control.
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Fact: Bite sized foods are negligible calories.
5. Sharing is caring when it comes to food.
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No double dips.
6. But you hate when people steal your stuff.
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Roommates, can’t live with them… yeah.
7. You’re a classy, sassy individual with a refined palate.
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“The red pairs nicely with the white.” – Bob Belcher
8. And you give the best cooking tips.
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Words to live by.
9. Entertaining guests comes as second nature.
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The hostess with the mostess!
10. Your kitchen is always spotless.
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You probably only cook for people so you don’t have to clean up anyway, right?
11. You have a secret hangover remedy that doesn’t actually work.
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Nobody wants your damn coconut water. Put it away.
12. But of course there are other ways to get rid of hangovers.
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KEEP DRINKING!
13. You push your food on other people.
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This thing I just made? Eat it. All of it.
14. And you always ask for their opinion.
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I know I could be on chopped, I just want to hear it from you.
15. You believe in aphrodisiacs.
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Are you not turned on by melting cheese? Hmm.
16. And you’re a pro at cooking for two.
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Mainly you make double portions for yourself but…
17. You use local ingredients when available.
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Saving the planet, alriiiiight!
18. You fantasize about owning your own restaurant.
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If only you could make real people food.
19. Although you hate cooking for long periods of time.
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If it takes longer than 30 minutes it’s going in a crock pot.
20. You have a happy dance. In fact, you always dance when you’re cooking.
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Bring it around town.
21. You’re great at using up leftovers.
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Mainly you’re just broke.
22. But above all, you just like having fun in the kitchen.
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Linda, you keep us young!