This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Chapel Hill chapter. When I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is… check my messages and don’t respond to anyone. get out of bed and start my day. wipe off whatever food I have on my face from the night before. go to the gym. not shower because #SaveWater. check Instagram. thank The Lord for this beautiful day! After graduating, I’ll probably move to…. Charlotte or Raleigh–definitely staying in N.C. San Francisco or D.C. somewhere with good music, trendy bars, and mountains. Europe. somewhere pretty, fun, and maybe a little basic. Southern California. somewhere fun! NYC? LA? Miami? I drop it like it’s… my motivation for school. hot. someone who unfollowed me on Instagram. an Instagram under 100 likes. homework/work/anything school-related. a social norm/something mainstream. a ratchet friend clinging to my arm. I love listening to… Mumford & Sons. country music! something you’ve probably never heard of. Beyoncé. anything that keeps the party alive. Nicki Minaj. Taylor Swift. On Saturday night, I will most likely be wearing… something that shows off skin or makes me look hot. something I’m comfortable in. Looks aren’t everything! something classy, but effortlessly cool. plaid. thrifted shoes and some sort of denim. my “going out” clothes- haha, duh. something I haven’t everrrr worn before. That royal blue color 10 miles north… is irrelevant. no comment. sucks! #GTHD has SHOOTERS!!!! S-U-C-K-S. What does that spell? SUCKS. is definitely not the color God made the sky. sucks and is overpriced. When life gives me lemons, I… do what I want with them. make fresh lemonade for my mason jar. make homemade salad dressing. tweet about how awk my life is. make a margarita, or two, or three. brew my own beer with it somehow, some way. throw ’em right back at you–ew, lemons. On Facebook, I’m probably… in, like, 78 group pictures. making a birthday party pregame event for my friend. uploading an artsy profile picture to get 100+ likes. deactivating it again for another seven months. giving people sympathy “likes.” uploading some study abroad pics or something travel-y like that. publicizing for various on-campus activities.
