Tired of constantly Googling where to eat your next non-dining-hall meal? Brown’s campus has plenty of places to offer each star sign and horoscope-reader. Not only does Thayer Street’s lengthy list of popular and unique eateries contain a wealth of options, but Providence as a whole has restaurants that will fit the most tradition-loving star signs to the most curious. Ditch poring through reviews this time around and let astrology do the work for you!
Aries (March 21 – April 20) — Den Den Café Asiana
Bold personalities demand bold flavor. Den Den Café’s copious menu offers a variety of selections showcasing the delicious, dynamic flavors of Korean and Japanese cuisine. Whether it’s the tteokbokki for a surprisingly sweet and spicy, Korean chili pepper-infused kick or the Japanese katsu for an ideal balance between powerful savory and crunchy notes, adventurous Aries will certainly find a favorite among these unique, flavorful dishes.
Taurus (April 20 – May 21) — The River Social
Artfully located overlooking Providence River, this restaurant guarantees an ambient meal with a beautiful natural view — particularly fitting for soft-hearted Tauruses. The brunch menu alone ranges from classic steak and eggs to delectable shakshuka (the warm, tomato-based poached egg dish pictured above), which comfort-loving, calm Tauruses can enjoy while taking in the serene, tableside surroundings. As they are fond of tranquil environments, Tauruses will particularly love the peaceful setting and dining options this restaurant has to offer.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21) — Pasta Beach
The more choices, the better! Pasta Beach’s menu boasts more than fifteen different types of pasta and at least twenty types of pizza (not to mention the numerous salad and shared-plate options!). Being the most curious star sign, Geminis will have no shortage of opportunities to try something new, as deliciously-cooked classics meet numerous menu-pondering moments at this Italian eatery.
Cancer (June 21 – July 23) — Blue State Coffee
The cozy, coffee-scented environment of Blue State is optimal for a Cancer who tends to gravitate towards more snug, comfortable places. The plentiful menu including coffee, tea, bagels, sandwiches, and more, coupled with plenty of in- and outdoor seating creates a homey space that you will want to come back to.
Leo (July 23 – August 23) — ChinaTown on Thayer
A Leo should have the opportunity to eat as generously as they act towards others. This warm-hearted sign just might find its home at ChinaTown, where the portions and options are wide and large. From the salt-and-pepper shrimp to the sirloin tips, making your own combo has never been easier. If you feel like adding more (after all, why not be generous to yourself, too?), there are plenty of side dishes such as crab rangoons and potstickers to fit your taste.
Virgo (August 23 – September 23) — Den Den Korean Fried Chicken
Comfort food is in order for hardworking Virgos! Den Den KFC boasts several variations of Korean fried chicken delight (smothered in soy sauce or spicy glaze, bone-in or boneless, you name it) along with side dishes and appetizers to appease your hungry stomach after a long week. Whether you’re trying it for the first time or you have nostalgic memories of it from past visits to Korea, the classic chicken staple is perfect for helping tireless Virgos relax and de-stress. Try ordering the extra-cheesy wings (pictured above) with the warm and filling dumpling soup for the ultimate Korean-comfort-food meal.
Libra (September 23 – October 23) — Constantino’s Venda Bar & Ristorante
Is it Providence or Italy? Resembling cafés one might find in Rome, the vibrant atmosphere of Constantino’s on Federal Hill creates a place where social Libras can interact with people to their hearts’ content while enjoying mouthwatering meals. Try the arancini (the flavorful risotto balls pictured above) or their famous ravioli al Pomodoro for a taste of Italy à la Providence. In warmer months, the outside umbrella seating surrounding the beautiful fountain by the restaurant showcases occasional music performances in addition to the impressive antipasti, pasta, and more.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22) — Wong’s Kitchen
Caring and passionate, Scorpios look for authenticity in their surroundings—and food—wherever they go. Wong’s Kitchen’s convenient location on Thayer attracts students with its delicious, wide range of Asian cuisine options, including Vietnamese pho and various rice plates, many of which taste genuinely home-cooked. The steam table also offers twelve warmed-up choices for a quick meal when you’re in a rush. Whether you’re curious to try new Asian dishes or you’re craving your favorite childhood food, Wong’s most likely has what you’re looking for.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22) — Heng Thai & Rotisserie
Bad case of wanderlust, Sagittarius? Search no further. Heng Thai & Rotisserie offers a way to appease Sagittarius’s curiosity and desire to travel without even buying a plane ticket (or without leaving campus, for that matter)! From appetizers like the juicy chicken satay to hearty curry and noodle dishes, Heng brings Thailand’s street food straight to you.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) — Meeting Street Café
Classic breakfasts are particularly fitting for practical Capricorns searching for good taste and filling portions. With an extensive menu chock-full of various egg benedicts, pancakes, toast, coffee, and salads, Meeting Street takes “bacon ‘n’ eggs” to a whole new level. This café also serves breakfast until 10 pm, allowing tradition-loving Capricorns to go outside of their comfort zones and indulge all day long in the good old Sunday-brunch feeling they secretly love.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 19) — by CHLOE.
One of Thayer’s most well-known restaurants, by CHLOE. showcases unique vegan fast food at its finest, making it an ideal spot for open-spirited and inventive Aquariuses. The colorful and chic variety of plant-based burgers, sides, pasta, brunch items, and desserts along with the Instagram-worthy aesthetic creates a great place for an Aquarius to embrace their inner humanitarian.
Pisces (February 19 – March 21) — East Side Pockets
A Pisces jumps at an opportunity to create something, and East Side Pockets is the place for it! Large numbers of toppings and protein choices make for countless possibilities of falafel wraps in addition to salads, soups, and traditional Middle Eastern sides. Pisces also love being unique, and what better way to do so than to stray from your regular Chipotle burrito bowl and try making a completely different type of meal? If you’re craving even more choices, try one of their homemade baklava options for a sweet ending note to your DIY meal.
Regardless of star signs, there is a place out there for you—hopefully, this list provides an easier starting point for your food-hunting endeavors. Or, maybe, you’ve already found ~the one~ here…perhaps it is written in the stars.