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Where Your Favorite “Game of Thrones” Characters Would Eat in Austin
Winter may not be coming, but the new season of “Game of Thrones” certainly is. With the premiere of season six last weekend, it is only necessary to have a list of where all your favorite characters would chow down. From Westeros to the Wall, Austin has the right kinds of eateries to satisfy any lord or lady.
Tyrion Lannister: Easy Tiger
Tasty bratwursts and alcohol? That’s all you need to count Tyrion in.
Jamie Lannister: Hopdoddy Burger Bar
His only regret is not having two hands to eat two burgers at the same time.
Cersei Lannister: Blue Dahlia Bistro
This trendy, French-style bistro has a happy hour menu that can satisfy even this “Game of Thrones” drama queen.
Daenerys Targaryen: Michi Ramen
Soft-boiled dragon eggs + ramen = perfection.
Petyr Baelish: Via 313
Pizza so loaded with toppings that even Littlefinger doesn’t know its secrets.
Margaery Tyrell: Mozart’s Coffee Roasters
When she can’t get to Highgarden, Margaery hangs at this lakeside retreat.
Melisandre: Torchy’s Tacos
A night without tacos is dark and full of terrors.
Sansa Stark: Halcyon
All Sansa needs to escape from Ramsay Bolton is a batch of personal s’mores.
Arya Stark: Amy’s Ice Creams
You’d have to be blind not to notice Amy’s reign over the Austin ice cream scene.
Jon Snow: Pinthouse Pizza
Jon Snow may “know nothing” when it comes to Game of Thrones, but he damn well knows when the slice is right.
Theon Greyjoy: Frank
To hell with the Boltons, Reek only serves House Frank.
Brienne of Tarth: Magnolia Cafe
Queso so yummy that even Brienne would pledge her allegiance to it.
Stannis Baratheon: Draught House Pub & Brewery
Quick n’ dirty, this pub has all Stannis needs to get back to his quest for the Iron Throne.
Tywin Lannister: Roaring Fork
Steaks worthy enough for the Lord of Casterly Rock, ruler of the Westernlands, and Protector of the Realm.
Joffrey Baratheon: Voodoo Doughnuts
*stabs voodoo doughnut with pretzel stick*
Robb Stark: Flying Saucer Draught Emporium
With its 200+ craft beer selection and savory pub food, Flying Saucer is fit for the King of the North.
Ned Stark: Banger’s Sausage House & Beer Garden
Food so good, Ned’s head fell off.
Khal Drogo: Dirty Martin’s Place
Khaleesi is Drogo’s sun, moon and stars? I think not. Dirty’s fresh limeade is this Dothraki warlord’s true love.
Catelyn Stark: Moonshine Grill
With this southern home-cooking, why go back to Winterfell?
Samwell Tarly: Franklin Barbecue
A plate heaping with some good ol’ Texas BBQ is worth breaking your Night’s Watch vows.
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