My Milkshake Brings All the Boys To the Yard and I’m Like, I Ain’t Sharing With Ya.

There’s pretty much not a day that goes by when I don’t think, “Wow, I could really go for a milkshake right now,” (and as Sam Smith sings so beautifully, “I know I’m not the only one”). Thank the good Lord that there just so happens to be a Cookout five minutes from my apartment. PRAISE.

I give to you my *totally* unbiased ranking of the top nine milkshakes that Cookout has so wonderfully ~blessed~ us with:

1. Reese’s P.B. Cup

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Reese’s will always win. Always. Chocolate+PB? No brainer. Don’t even try to argue with me on this because you. will. lose. I’ll take 5 to go, please.

2. P.B. Fudge

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Surprised that this is number two? You shouldn’t be. Sweet, salty, chocolatey, heaven. Make your own insane chocolate pb fudge here.

3. Peanut Butter

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Oooooh, lookie here! If you’re not catching onto the pattern, then it’s time to go back to school, lol.

4. Oreo

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Oreo is milk’s favorite cookie and therefore deserves it’s own amazing (#af) milkshake. We bow down to you, oh holy one. We are not worthy of your deliciousness.

5. Mocha

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You get a dessert and a caffeine buzz all in one. #winning (Down for some mocha pancakes? Click here.)

6. Hershey’s Chocolate

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A classic will always be that, a classic. No need to add any mix-ins to this. Stay beautiful, chocolate lovers.

7. M&M

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I love me some coated chocolate candy, however, I’m not a fan of how cold (ice ice, baby) these little guys get. Therefore, the ranking had to be bumped down a few. Sry. Click here to find out if you’re more a pb or plain m&m lover.

8. Chocolate Chip Mint

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Chocolate and mint go oh-so-well together. The flavor combo is phenomenal. What isn’t so phenomenal is getting the chocolate stuck in your teeth.

9. Vanilla

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You’re playing it safe with vanilla, but that doesn’t take away from how dang tasty it is. Find out what choosing vanilla really means here.

And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, your guide to the best milkshakes Cookout has to offer. You can’t go wrong with any of these flavors so drink up, try them all, and stay creamy.