Is brunch really brunch without mimosas? Did you really have to think about that question? Not that I’m encouraging drinking here, but let’s be real people. In the words of a wise friend, “Brunch without booze is just a sad breakfast.” Don’t let your chicken and waffles be sad. Be a good friend and order a damn mimosa already.
So where are the best places to eat this most glorious meal?
1. Anvil Pub
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F*ck Brunch. Say what? F*ck Brunch is the creation of Anvil Pub’s co-owner Loc Holman. This 32-oz. Bloody Mary complete with sliders, cheese, and sometimes crayfish, may be the biggest and most ridiculous drink in Dallas. Prepare to be amusingly intoxicated.
2. Breadwinners
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Breadwinners epitomizes the classic “Dallas brunch.” If you haven’t experienced the deliciousness that is Breadwinners, get your phone and text yourself a “shake my head” emoji right now. Have you been living under a rock? Get in your car, order the chicken and waffles, and thank me later.
3. Dragonfly at Hotel Zaza
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Every third Sunday, Hotel Zaza holds Sunday School, an over-the-top event with champagne, sparklers, dancers, people in costumes, and a whole lot of fun. For those who want to keep the party going, you know what to do.
4. HG SPLY Co.
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The cranberry and pecan muffins are the most heavenly muffins I have ever eaten. Order a side of the sweet potato hash too and you may never eat brunch anywhere else ever again. The addiction is real. Carafes are $9. They do serve regular mimosas, but being normal is overrated. Order a mimosa with St. Germain, French liqeur flavored with elderflowers.
5. Oddfellows
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This Oak Cliff hot spot is perfect for a quaint brunch. Order the egg white scramble with veggie sausage, the angry frito pie, or the banana cream french toast.