So if you’re one of those losers that’s playing Pokémon Go right now, (come battle my Zapatos, bitch) then you will thoroughly enjoy “How Pokémon Eat Food.”

Pikachu remains at the table for the entirety of the video, while various first evolution and some higher evolution Pokémon appear and try to eat food. Pikachu of course is the only one awesome enough to figure out how to consume a cookie. Ekans just smashes his face into the plate, Magikarp doesn’t do anything but flop around, and, well…the rest you can see for yourself.