Since iPhones took over the world in 2007, the selfie craze has gone viral. Everyone’s taking pictures of themselves –tweens, teens, young adults… your mom…the obsession is very real.
This photo-taking sensation has opened up new markets, and people all around the world are looking for ways to incorporate the selfie into every facet of life. A Vermont-based company, Burnt Impressions, has created the Selfie Toaster, which gives an all-new meaning to the expression “eat me.”
Photo by Paige Twombly
Burnt Impressions offers a variety of toasters ranging from $25.00 – $69.95. The easiest way to ensure your beautiful selfie is served for breakfast is by creating a custom image insert online. After carefully inscribing your face onto a metal toaster template, the company will send you an image insert that can be used inside your toaster, and voila! Your face will look good enough to eat.
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In addition to selfie inserts, Burnt Impressions sells other pre-made toast art inserts that can print images like pugs, the Fleur-de-lis, the Star of David, soccer balls, the Pope, Jesus Christ, the Virgin Mary, and many other tasty imprints. Next breakfast be sure to ditch the plain toast, and crunch into something more delectable, like your face.
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If you aren’t already convinced that you need to purchase one of these toasters immediately, here is a brief list of ways this gadget will improve your life:
- Everyone will want to eat breakfast with you
- Your face will be on toast
- You can eat a picture of Bill Clinton for breakfast
- Your street cred will skyrocket since this is the hottest piece of tech on the block
- Burnt Impressions offers a 100% satisfaction guarantee so you have absolutely nothing to lose
Problem solved. Go order a selfie toaster now.
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