1. Oh My God! That was corn syrup I was tasting?
2. I mean, they were always a little on the sugary side.
3. Oh! Who am I kidding they were perfect. So many memories…
4. There was corn syrup in my Capri Sun growing up, and I turned out just fine.
5. Oh God! What if I didn’t turn out fine?
6. Plus, I had it with Lunchables, and nothing in that was real.
7. You know what? I’m fine. A few artificial flavors and some corn syrup don’t define me.
8. The kids today will just never know how awesome and cool Capri Suns were with the “sizzurp.”
9. They’ll just never know.
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