When it comes to food, we all have weird ass idiosyncrasies. I’ll throw it out there because we’re totally on that level – I absolutely, positively cannottt watch someone else eat dairy, and I always eat my M&Ms in a specific color order. Red first, because fuck those. Then the brown. Then blue. Then I switch off between yellow and orange. Then obviously green last because she’s a badass bitch.
Don’t act all high and mighty behind your computer over there – you def have a few of these hidden deep inside. But that’s okay, we’ll help soothe your food OCD or need for order with these beautifully crafted food gradient photos as seen on Bored Panda. Breathe easy, life is good.
Oh, and did I mention that these will make you head straight for your farmers’ market and eat like Gwyneth Paltrow on a cleanse? You’re welcome for kickstarting your summer diet.
Can I get some citrus, up in here?
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Literally so visually pleasing.
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BRB, making some blue eggs and ham for breakfast.
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Some sort of root vegetable I will never eat, but still, aesthetically pleasing.
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Those green ones look sour AF.
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Those be some janked up berries, though…
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Fajitas, please.
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Apples up in hurr.
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Ugh, just sooo hipster and shit.
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Where the mozzarella at?
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Another root vegetable that is making me wanna eat it. Where was this photog when my mom was shoving carrots down my throat?
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Um, why have I never seen pink salad before? #rude
This just in from our baker intern: these are rhubarb leaves and they’re poisonous when raw. Oh shit.
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Are they seedless? Important question.
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This one isn’t that pretty, but still into it.
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#art.
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But Spoon did it better, amirite?
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