Yom Kippur is here. Yay. Let the 25-hour fast commence. For all you Jews out there giving up food and repenting for your ~sins~ in year 5775, don’t feel so sorry for your growling tummy. Here are some pics of nasty ass food that’ll make you smile since you don’t have to put these caloric atrocities into your digestive tract.
Breakfast smoothie, anyone?
Overnight oats marinated in sewage water.
Poop mug cake for one!!!
“I’m dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.” -Samantha Jones
Pea and ham soup. #kosher
Ground beef in a bowl. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Around hour 14 you’re def gonna be cravin’ some beef tendons. I know I am.
Hummus has never looked better.
OMG GIMME RIGHT NOW!!!
This may or may not be maggot infested shrimp.
Def need these dangerously sharp barnacles in and around my mouth.
Brb, breaking my fast on this.
That pedicure tho.
If you squint, it kinda looks like your vom from Friday night.
Don’t you miss food???
Açai bowls are, like, sooooo hot right now.
Mac and cheese, what a classic.
Cake cake cake cake cake cake, or lasagna, idk.
Diarrhea dog.
Ughhhhh fasting is so HARDDDDDDDDDD.
And for the winner of all food photos ever: pink, shredded, broken, sad, boiled hot dogs.
Fast on, my friends.
Photo curation by Annie Trimber.