9 Hilarious Ways Millennials Will Use the New Emojis That iOS Creators Didn’t Expect

If the rumors are true (and we really hope they are), emoji-lovers will be thrilled about the iOS 9.1 update.

Gone are the days of using a cactus as a middle finger and sending strongly-worded letters to the makers of emojis about the lack of a burrito.

In preparation for this update, we’ve put together a list of ways you can use these new emojis, whether you’re talking to your bros, your S.O., or your grandma.

Disclaimer: We know these pics are shitty. The emojis haven’t been released yet. Chill.

1. When You Need Chipotle In Your Life

“If I don’t have a burrito in my mouth in the next five minutes, I might actually die.”

2. When Kanye West Becomes President

You may not be able to afford a $20k bottle of champagne like Beyonce, but at least you can use this emoji when the Yeezy takeover hits the White House.

3. When You’re Organizing A Beer Pong Tournament

“Yo, bro. You bring the paddles, I got the balls. Ha, get it. I have balls. See you soon, dude.”

4. When You Don’t Wanna Netflix & Chill

If he hits you with the, “Wanna watch Netflix and chill?” text, just send him this list of pimped out popcorn and tell him you don’t have time for f***boys.

5. When You Get A Break-Up Text

If you put months, or even years, of your life into a guy and he can’t even dial the phone to break up with you, just send him a string of these and then get out a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and wine.

6. When You’re Bringing Tacos To The Party

“Yo, bros, bad news. I got an underage yesterday so my mom took away all my booze. But no worries, I’m bringing a Taco 12 Pack, helllllll yeah!”

7. When You Have A Food Baby

“The burrito baby is real.”

8. When You Party Too Hard

For those inevitable days when you wake up with a massive hangover, send these in the group text to let your squad know you need a pick-me-up.

9. When You’re Feeling Jewish

Don’t let another Hanukkah pass without texting a few of these to your bubby.

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