What day is it? Friday Wednesday Saturday Thursday Monday Tuesday What are you thirsty for? Pitchers on pitchers Just pass me the handle Sangria Malibu Pineapple Nachos Vodka sour Who are you going out with? My sorority sisters/fraternity brothers Ridin solo My crush A visiting pre-frosh I’ll figure it out My best friend What’s on the pre-game soundtrack? Talk Dirty (feat. 2 Chainz) Sweeeet Caroline Dun Dun Dun Drop the base (insert screeches here) Queen Bey herself Do you want to build a snowman? A little Bruce Springsteen What are you wearing? Confidence My sky high heels of course Exactly what I woke up in Just a T Well, I changed my shirt Not a whole lot Who is driving? I’ll just catch a ride with someone My cabbie on speed dial Party bus! Me I don’t really feel like commuting It’s nice out, we’ll walk Why are you going? I deserve to indulge Top Shelf told me to I’m feeling outgoing Can’t waste a good hair day Time to unwind It’s a Greek thing
