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What Your College Major Would Be as a Candy Heart Message
Candy hearts (or conversation hearts) were the best way to start up a convo with your crush in elementary school. Now that we’re in college, breaking the ice isn’t as simple as handing someone a candy heart that says “cutie pie” or “crazy 4 you,” but what if candy hearts were majors?
Spread some love and find bae by finding out what candy heart (or a cake that looks like a candy heart) you should give your crush based on your major.
Math
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“1+1=2 but without you, I’ve got nothing.”
Biology
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“Are you a fungus? Cuz you’ve grown on me.”
Computer Science
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“I’m a PC, but you’re the apple of my eye.”
Art
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“You must be Mona Lisa because you’re a work of art.”
Pre-Med
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“I would take you on a date, but Ochem…”
Psychology
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“Let me see what makes those neurons fire.”
Political Science
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“If you were a politician, I’d vote for you.”
Pre-PA
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“Help! I can’t walk! I’ve fallen for you.”
Undecided
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“Instead of picking a major, I pick you.”
But, if these don’t seem like the way to your one true love’s heart (because for some reason, your crush can’t appreciate a beautifully decorated cake), cook up some bacon mozzarella sticks. If that doesn’t work, then at least you have the ooey gooey deliciousness of bacon and mozzarella to comfort your heart.
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