As a self-proclaimed food psychic, I know that you often sit in deep thought, pondering what food you connect to emotionally. It has been a source of identity crises for you, and you would do anything to just know what your true food self is. Well my blessed friends, this is the quiz you have all been waiting for. Your life will be forever changed after completing this 100% accurate, totally verified questionnaire that will shape your future by revealing what type of fry you are. You’re welcome.


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  1. First day of school! What shoes do you grab?

  2. Your friend is throwing a weekend party and invites you. What's the game plan?

  3. Favorite color?

  4. Favorite comeback to an ignorant statement

  5. You would love to be a sidekick to what superhero?