The answer is:
Cathedral Cafe
You are extremely patient. You don't mind the fact that you have to stand in line for half an hour to get a mediocre quesadilla or some limited options from Chick-fil-A. You like to take risks and will risk the chance of having nowhere to sit after you've painstakingly waited in line for the food you've just purchased. We thank you for continuing to support the Cathedral Cafe, which helps to make the outside of Cathy smell like fried chicken on a daily basis.
The answer is:
"Schenley Cafe" aka William Pitt Union
You know what you want and you know just how to get it. You have no problem waiting in a 20 minute line knowing that once you swipe those dining dollars, a nice sub-connection sandwich or chicken fingers from Strutter's will bless your taste buds. It could be that you want a 3 ingredient salad, or maybe just a nice subpar Chinese meal on a Tuesday. Whatever it is, The Union is home for you. You can now sleep soundly knowing that restaurants in The Union have extended their hours to the weekends. You're welcome.
The answer is:
Market Central
You are most likely a freshman, and if you're not you probably don't know how to cook. You like endless options and appreciate that you can eat waffles and ice cream at any time of the day. You don't mind that the mac n cheese is not really like mac n cheese at all, instead just some cheesy noodles with a strong taste of pepper. You like to take full advantage of the opportunity to eat here, but can often be quite indecisive too. Not to worry, Market Central's got it all. Go ahead and take a cookie for the walk out. Or two. You're livin large.
The answer is:
The Pete
You are willing to go to great lengths to get what you want- literally. Who can blame you, the Pete has so much to offer. Legends say they strategically placed these irresistible dining options up near the gym to force a little cardio up the hill before the feast, unless you took the 10A, ya lazy. Many workouts go to waste with post workout pasta plus chow sesh. We also appreciate your taste for the finer things in life, like going the extra mile for made-to-order Burger King over its inferior competitor, McDonalds. The Pete is a consolation prize to all of you chumps living up in Panther and PA Hall, you guys deserve it. Stay motivated. Peace, Love, The Pete.
The answer is:
The Perch
From your responses we can confidently conclude one of four things. You're either an athlete, an honors student, a potential frat star or you just simply couldn't get a lottery bid to get into Bouquet Gardens. You enjoy the simpler things in life, the nice quieter alternative to Market when you can calmly eat your Thanksgiving dinner and actually sit at a table while eating it. Stir fry has never been a necessity to your day to day nourishment and lunchtime at the Perch offers you a safe sense of comfort. At the end of the day, you don't need much variety or choice. The Perch is good enough for you.
The answer is:
Einstein Bros Bagels
You are a free spirit. It's 2 pm, you want breakfast and you won't let anyone tell you that a bagel is not acceptable for lunch. A line 20 people deep does not phase you. Although bagels are fairly popular amongst college students, you are by no means basic. You enjoy pizza bagels, bagels with chicken salad and bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. You're quite unique. Although your choices may not always be healthy, they are convenient and delicious.