This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Northeastern chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University. How often do you fart? You gotta do what you gotta do An average amount I don’t fart Only when I’m alone How long was your longest fart? Sometimes I impress myself! Less than one second Slow and steady wins the race Some are a little longer after a big meal How would you describe the smell of your farts? Depends on what I eat Clean and odor free Pretty f***ing bad A little stink here and there Describe your farts with a movie title Despicable Me Above the Rim Gone in 60 Seconds The Green Mile What do you do when you feel a fart coming on in public? Move somewhere without people and let it go Just let it out, farting is natural Pray it will pass Clench my butt cheeks What is most similar to the smell of your farts? Large cheese pizza and french fries A mix of low tide and blue cheese Shit with a hint of rotting animal Unicorns and rainbows Body Image Dietary Restriction Dinner Spicy Spring Break Summer Winter
