Which Valentine’s Day Candy Should You Be Crushing On?

Going on a romantic date with my significant other
Going out on the town, because what better way to meet other singles
I’m spending the day pampering myself (massages, spa, the whole nine yards)
Seeing a movie by myself, this holiday’s kind of pointless anyway
Having a date with my friends, because who needs significant others anyhow

Dear John
The Notebook
Safe Haven
The Longest Ride
A Walk to Remember

A year
Six months
Over two years
I’ve never been in a relationship
One month

Whipped Cream (not just good for pies)
Raw Oysters (just ignore the snot-like texture)
Chocolate covered strawberries
Hot chiles (is it getting hot in here, or is that just you?)
Champagne, because it should be its own food group

That it only happens once a year
Everything is pink
All of the candy being sold, like I only have so much self-control
The pressure to be romantic
Being reminded I’m single and lonely yet again