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An Unbreakable Drinking Game for Kimmy Schmidt

By Aidan Intemann at Boston University

In honor of season two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt being released, take a break from the stress of the spring semester coming to an end, and let loose. Whether it’s a weekday and you’re looking for some stress relief, or it’s a weekend that you’re just looking to unwind, take a break and feel unbreakable with some binge watching of Kimmy Schmidt.

Rules of the Game:

You’ll need something to drink out of (red solo cups are the ideal vessel), and an alcohol of your choice for sipping, plus something more to take shots with. A Netflix subscription might also be helpful.

Time to begin the game.

Take a sip if:

• Someone mentions the “mole women”
• Kimmy messes up a pop-culture reference

• Titus is attempting to be the center of attention
• Jacqueline loses touch with reality

Take a shot when:

• Kimmy has a comeback for Xan

• A made-up curse word is used
• Jacqueline’s Native American background is mentioned
• A joke is made about Dong’s name
• For each take of “Pinot Noir” (if you’re brave enough)

Finish your drink when:

• Kimmy makes an empowering feminist speech

• Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne is revealed
• Lillian mentions her shady past
• You start singing along with the theme song (so basically once an episode)

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