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The Ultimate Bachelor Drinking Game To Get You Drunk Enough To Forget How Bad The Show Is
The Bachelor is coming to an end and now you’ve officially spent over 20 hours of your precious time watching romantic/uncomfortable moments between a hot farmer and 30 girls competing for his attention. Now it’s time to play a game—the best kind of game—a drinking game. Grab some wine or a cocktail and begin the most intense Bachelor drinking game that you will ever come across. Let the games begin!
Take a sip whenever…
- Chris talks about a girl adjusting to Iowa
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- When one of the girls lies to Chris that they want to live in Iowa
- Every time Chris doesn’t know what to say so he leans in for a kiss
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- Whitney’s voice breaks 100 decibels (girlfriend you sound like a Disney Princess)
- Chris laughs that peculiar laugh of his—seriously can you not
- Ashley S. says something bizarre on “The Women Tell All”
- You’re happy you’re not a contestant on The Bachelor
- Chris makes you feel awkward
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- Whitney talks about makin’ babies
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- Whitney’s accent seems forced (y’all know what I’m sayin’)
- Any woman cries
- When you miss Britt (no one drinks)
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- When you miss Ashley I. (no one drinks again)
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- When someone says “small town”
- Becca reminds you of Jamie Lynn Spears
Finish your drink whenever…
- You realize the winner of The Bachelor is actually the biggest loser
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- Two women scream over each other and you can’t understand what’s going on
BONUS SHOT:
- If you’ve ever Googled Jade’s nudes (Oh yeah you did, you little rebel)
BONUS DOUBLE SHOT:
- If you’ve ever looked up Sanderson Poe
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Well now you’re most likely extremely intoxicated. But, hey, that’s the reason this show was created.