The Bachelor is coming to an end and now you’ve officially spent over 20 hours of your precious time watching romantic/uncomfortable moments between a hot farmer and 30 girls competing for his attention. Now it’s time to play a game—the best kind of game—a drinking game. Grab some wine or a cocktail and begin the most intense Bachelor drinking game that you will ever come across. Let the games begin!
Take a sip whenever…
- Chris talks about a girl adjusting to Iowa
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- When one of the girls lies to Chris that they want to live in Iowa
- Every time Chris doesn’t know what to say so he leans in for a kiss
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- Whitney’s voice breaks 100 decibels (girlfriend you sound like a Disney Princess)
- Chris laughs that peculiar laugh of his—seriously can you not
- Ashley S. says something bizarre on “The Women Tell All”
- You’re happy you’re not a contestant on The Bachelor
- Chris makes you feel awkward
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- Whitney talks about makin’ babies
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- Whitney’s accent seems forced (y’all know what I’m sayin’)
- Any woman cries
- When you miss Britt (no one drinks)
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- When you miss Ashley I. (no one drinks again)
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- When someone says “small town”
- Becca reminds you of Jamie Lynn Spears
Finish your drink whenever…
- You realize the winner of The Bachelor is actually the biggest loser
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- Two women scream over each other and you can’t understand what’s going on
BONUS SHOT:
- If you’ve ever Googled Jade’s nudes (Oh yeah you did, you little rebel)
BONUS DOUBLE SHOT:
- If you’ve ever looked up Sanderson Poe
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Well now you’re most likely extremely intoxicated. But, hey, that’s the reason this show was created.