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The Official Ranking of the 11 Most Basic Foods, as Told by Famous Basic Bitches
A Basic Bitch is defined as, “Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes.” Thank you, Urban Dictionary, for this hilarious, yet spot-on definition.
Is this you? No worries, girlfriend. We all have some #basic in us. Here is the scientifically researched list of the most basic food and drinks to know how basic you really are.
11. Almonds
Can you say ~superfood~? SO good for you.
10. Green Juice
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You probably consume this coming back from Cardio Barre or telling your friends about Cardio Barre.
9. Dark Chocolate
Self portrait. Suck it Picasso. #TooBadIForgotWhichSideMyMoleIsOnHashtagGenius
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Omg, did you know this is waaay better for you than milk chocolate? It’s like, super great for your heart.
8. Veggie Burger
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Because eating meat is so out. Check out these rankings of the top veggie burger brands here.
7. Açai Bowl
*Orders best looking bowl for maximum likes on Insta.*
6. Froyo
Not frozen yogurt. Froyo. Keep up.
5. Kale
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“OMG these kale chips have cheese on them? I love kale.” Here’s a recipe to learn how to make your own.
4. Avocado Toast
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LOOK AT MY SKIN. IT’S GLOWING.
3. Cheap Wine
*Starts a book club.*
2. Cookie Butter
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“What do you mean you’ve never had it? *gasp* It’s so so so good. Let’s watch Sex and the City and eat it with a spoon.” If you just can’t get enough of it, here are ways to eat even more.
1. Pumpkin Spice Latte
It’s sweater weather, my basics.
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