I’m always pleasantly surprised by just how funny tweets can be considering their rather small character constraint. So naturally, I decided to do some digging and find the best tweets out there concerning Spoon’s favourite topic: food. Without further ado, here are the findings that had me crying of laughter.
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Being able to eat chocolate whenever I want is a small consolation prize for being forced to enter adulthood.
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A common problem I’m sure many of us have faced before.
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This is not the first time I’ve been inspired by the Denny’s Twitter account.
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An omelette also works.
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Personally, I actually do think they taste different.
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This tweet made me want to run for president, and I live in Canada.
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Or until the dads have a silent but intensely passive-aggressive fight for ownership of the grill.
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You wouldn’t want the whoop-ass to expire.
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The number of times I’ve thought I was actually cooking a reasonable amount of spinach is exactly the number of times I’ve been disappointed in this regard.
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Note to self: order the soup at any future murder mystery dinners I may attend.
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Can’t wait to see the video tutorial for these babies.
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Ah, 2016. What a time to be alive.
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I finally understand the appeal.
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Switch Dunkin Donuts to Tim Hortons and you’ve got yourself a tweet applicable to Canadians everywhere.
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We only have slightly over a decade then. Be prepared guys.
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Pretty sure it’s from “National Anthem.”
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Maybe all that alcohol last weekend is okay on another side of the pyramid too.
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I mean, why be disappointed by a text that assures the arrival of your food?
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Scientists need to solve this pressing mystery immediately.
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It all makes so much more sense now.
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A classic joke tied in with a classic problem.
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Dismal, cavernous gulf of curly fries.
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Honestly, one of my favourite things about this tweet is the use of the word “frankly.”
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I love the fresh scent of “eau d’hotdog.”
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I’m honestly never going to think of corn on the cob the same way again.
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This might not follow our restaurant etiquette tips.
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Me too, Anna. Me too.
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You know he’s a keeper if he does this.
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The employees at Chipotle are saints and nothing will convince me otherwise.