If you’re that person that goes wild when you see a chocolate fountain at a party, then 1) we should be friends, and 2) you need to read this article. There are some seriously strange things dipped in chocolate out there. Then again, you technically can dip anything in chocolate, and odds are it will make any food taste exponentially better. But that’s just a theory.
Continue on, look at the list of chocolate-covered foods below, and maybe even try some out for yourself. You never know, you may find your new favorite chocolate dessert.
1. Onion
Photo courtesy of @jinsup_up_and_away on Instagram
This onion may just make you cry, either of pure disgust or joy. I guess you’ll have to try it to find out. Or prank people by telling them it’s a candy apple.
2. Edamame
Photo by Grace Gottman
I could seriously have this before my sushi meal any day. It’s just one of the wonderful things Trader Joe’s has dipped in chocolate.
3. Jalapeños
Photo courtesy of @christy_garza0076 on Instagram
This bad boy takes the whole Mexican-spiced chocolate to a new level. Maybe slice some up in guac? Who knows how that would taste.
4. Bacon
Photo courtesy of @riverforestchocolate on Instagram
Now this I can get behind. Morning breakfast has finally found a way to get some chocolate in, if only we could do the same with booze. Oh wait, we can.
5. Quinoa
Photo courtesy of @jennpozer on Instagram
Is this quinoa still considered healthy if it’s covered in chocolate? I hope so.
6. Ants
Photo courtesy of @seancookland on Instagram
All I have to say is: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew and ew.
7. Doritos
Photo courtesy of @sweetcascadeso on Instagram
Can Taco Bell make a taco out of these?
8. Wine Bottle
Photo courtesy of @frecklesxlace on Instagram
Yes, a whole wine bottle can be dipped in chocolate. Sounds pretty incredible, if I do say so myself.
9. Weed Blueberries
Photo courtesy of @tastebudsblog on Instagram
Medical marijuana, meet your match: chocolate-covered blueberries. Step aside, Brookstone.
10. Cinnamon Altoids
Photo courtesy of @thebluehousestudio on Instagram
Really not sure how I feel about this one, but I’m willing to try it out.
11. Cheerios
Photo courtesy of @panelagourmet on Instagram
Cheerios are already a universally-pleasing cereal, but dipping them in chocolate? That’s something from the heavens.
12. Kimchi
Photo courtesy of @Lindsay Beyerstein on Flickr
Yes, you heard that right. Now, we don’t know where these came from exactly, but we do know it’s from some place in South Korea. I’m very intrigued though.
13. Potato Chips
Photo courtesy of @chekaysmom on Instagram
America’s favorite salty snack got an upgrade, and it’s covered in milk-chocolatey goodness.