Warmer weather means it’s almost darty season, and by default, Borg season. And while it’s easy to make a Borg, naming it is the most fun — and sometimes, most difficult — part. If you’re feeling tequila this summer, here are some of the best tequila borg names to try out at your next party.
What is a borg?
An acronym for “Black Out Rage Gallon,” this custom boozy jugs typically have a silly pun for a name and can include vodka, rum, or tequila borgs. Rather than the questionable vat of jungle juice filled with unknown quantities of liquor, a Borg is a fun and personalized way to ensure that each drinker is consuming a custom bev that they’re in full control of. These gallon jugs are typically made by combining flavored drink powders and electrolytes with your alcohol of choice, and are easy to bring along to a party while holding it and sipping throughout. Plus, the plain plastic jug means plenty of space to write the name of your borg.
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What are good tequila borg names?
Tequila Mockingborg
Literature fans and English majors, this one is for you. To Kill A Mockingbird gets an adult upgrade with this boozy Borg title that’s a pun on both the jug and the liquor. Why do I feel like Harper Lee and every middle school English teacher would be disappointed right now?
Tequila Borg’Neal
Some iconic Borg names are inspired by celebrities, from pop culture icons and movie moments such as “Borg, James Borg” and “Borgan Freeman”, or historical figures like “Borg Washington” and “Ruth Bader Ginsborg.” Give basketball legend Shaq a shoutout by naming your jug “Tequila Borg’Neal.”
Borgaritaville
It wouldn’t be a margarita without tequila, and Margaritaville screams summer time. Put a twist of lime in your borg, and a punny twist on the song title with this tequila borg name.
Borg, Play “Tequila”
A twist on the “Alexa, play” meme, this tequila borg name incorporates not just your drink of choice, but a popular country song, too.
Jose Borgo
Cuervo, meet borg. If Jose Cuervo is your favorite tequila brand, this name is almost a given for any borg featuring the spirit.
Holy Borg-amole!
Is there a better pairing than chips, salsa, and ice cold tequila? Whether or not you’re making a margarita-inspired Borg, avoca-don’t pass up this name.
Borger-Town Buzz
A play on lyrics from Miranda Lambert’s song “Tequila Does,” this title is perfect for (responsibly) getting a tequila Borg buzz.
Lime in the Borgonut
Tequila, lime juice or powdered electrolytes, and a splash of coconut water sounds like the ideal Borg combo to me. This punny take on a popular summer song is a great foundation for an even better Borg name.