Valentine’s day is almost here, and you’re panicking. Part of you wants to say, “screw this holiday and its violent origins!” while another part of you wants to treat your significant other (or your hot single self) to a wonderfully romantic evening.

Well, never fear. Whether you are ‘independent’ or deeply in love, this relationship quiz will tell you exactly what you should do on February 14.

  1. How long have you been together?

  2. How did you meet?

  3. What is your ideal date?

  4. If your relationship were a Ben and Jerry's flavor, it would be:

  5. Your nicknames for each other are most similar to: