There are many believers out there in the D-hall dash. Others cling on to the conviction that it’s a mere urban myth. To get to the bottom of this great JMU mystery, find out if you can attain restroom redemption.

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Yes

Congratulations! You survived the dash. Enjoy a relaxing drive home that doesn't involve whipping into sheetz in a cold sweat, making a beeline for the baño.

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Yes

You have successfully survived the dash. You really do deserve an award. Instead, you get to avoid awkward eye contact with strangers as a you sprint to the bathroom by the bank on the ground floor of Gibbons. You know why I'm here.

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No

I'm sorry, but you did not survive the dash. I can only advise that you seek refuge somewhere off of the JMU campus, home of the two ply toilet paper.

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So close...

You almost made it out of the woods, but unfortunately you didn't escape the dash this time. Next time skip the mystery meat served to you with a smile.

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Absolutely Not

You would have been better off eating a tartar sauce covered flip flop you bought at Belk in the Valley Mall.

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No

You just had to go back for seconds.... You just had to try that new special.