Which State College Bar Are You?

Hannah Burks Student Contributor, Pennsylvania State University

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at PSU chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University.

It’s Friday night. What are you drinking, sugar?

Teas (the alcoholic kind)
Bombs
Dogfish Head – 90 Minute IPA
Electric Blue Fishbowl
Vodka and Red Bull
TEQUILA!!!!!
$2 Bud
Pitcher of whatever

What is the name of your latest playlist?

“Blaze & Cuddle”
“Dancing with Danger”
“Oldies but Goodies”
“Sexy Time”
“Top 20 in US”
“Major Rager”
“Keepin’ it Casual”
“Messy Club Hits”

Choose a celebrity.

Miley Cyrus
Kate Upton
George Clooney
Katy Perry
John Mayer
Olsen Twins
Johnny Depp
Jessica Alba

What is your spirit animal?

Fox
Lion
Kangaroo
Wild Dog
Koala
Fish
Owl
Rat (a cute one, though)

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It’s where his dancing feet took him.
He was so drunk he thought he was walking in the opposite direction.
He always crosses the road on Mondays.
He loves the outdoors and doesn’t care where he walks.
There was a drink special he couldn’t pass up.
Everyone was on his side, and he needed a break from the crowd.
To stretch out his legs and meet up with a few coworkers.
He wanted to check out the scene across the way.

What is your best friend like?

Touchy-feely with an edge
Excitable yet flexible
Insane in the membrane
Impatient and creative
Cooler than me in a good way
Always trying to order food
Down to clown around
Chic and mysterious

What is your headpiece of choice?

Fedora
Straw Hat
Sunglasses propped up
Tiara/Crown
Sombrero
Flat-Rimmed Baseball Cap
Green Top Hat
Beanie

What is your dream car?

Lamborghini
Bentley
Jeep Wrangler
Ford F150
Ferrari
Audi A4
Saab
Volkswagen

Check out more quizzes like this one:

Which Campus Bar Do You Belong In? (UIUC)
What Breakfast Food Are You? (UIUC)
How Well Do You Know Food Brand Slogans? (UIUC)

Hannah Burks

PSU

Which State College Bar Are You?

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