Which State College Bar Are You?

Teas (the alcoholic kind)
Bombs
Dogfish Head – 90 Minute IPA
Electric Blue Fishbowl
Vodka and Red Bull
TEQUILA!!!!!
$2 Bud
Pitcher of whatever

“Blaze & Cuddle”
“Dancing with Danger”
“Oldies but Goodies”
“Sexy Time”
“Top 20 in US”
“Major Rager”
“Keepin’ it Casual”
“Messy Club Hits”

Miley Cyrus
Kate Upton
George Clooney
Katy Perry
John Mayer
Olsen Twins
Johnny Depp
Jessica Alba

Fox
Lion
Kangaroo
Wild Dog
Koala
Fish
Owl
Rat (a cute one, though)

It’s where his dancing feet took him.
He was so drunk he thought he was walking in the opposite direction.
He always crosses the road on Mondays.
He loves the outdoors and doesn’t care where he walks.
There was a drink special he couldn’t pass up.
Everyone was on his side, and he needed a break from the crowd.
To stretch out his legs and meet up with a few coworkers.
He wanted to check out the scene across the way.

Touchy-feely with an edge
Excitable yet flexible
Insane in the membrane
Impatient and creative
Cooler than me in a good way
Always trying to order food
Down to clown around
Chic and mysterious

Fedora
Straw Hat
Sunglasses propped up
Tiara/Crown
Sombrero
Flat-Rimmed Baseball Cap
Green Top Hat
Beanie

Lamborghini
Bentley
Jeep Wrangler
Ford F150
Ferrari
Audi A4
Saab
Volkswagen