This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at PSU chapter. It’s Friday night. What are you drinking, sugar? Teas (the alcoholic kind) Bombs Dogfish Head – 90 Minute IPA Electric Blue Fishbowl Vodka and Red Bull TEQUILA!!!!! $2 Bud Pitcher of whatever What is the name of your latest playlist? “Blaze & Cuddle” “Dancing with Danger” “Oldies but Goodies” “Sexy Time” “Top 20 in US” “Major Rager” “Keepin’ it Casual” “Messy Club Hits” Choose a celebrity. Miley Cyrus Kate Upton George Clooney Katy Perry John Mayer Olsen Twins Johnny Depp Jessica Alba What is your spirit animal? Fox Lion Kangaroo Wild Dog Koala Fish Owl Rat (a cute one, though) Why did the chicken cross the road? It’s where his dancing feet took him. He was so drunk he thought he was walking in the opposite direction. He always crosses the road on Mondays. He loves the outdoors and doesn’t care where he walks. There was a drink special he couldn’t pass up. Everyone was on his side, and he needed a break from the crowd. To stretch out his legs and meet up with a few coworkers. He wanted to check out the scene across the way. What is your best friend like? Touchy-feely with an edge Excitable yet flexible Insane in the membrane Impatient and creative Cooler than me in a good way Always trying to order food Down to clown around Chic and mysterious What is your headpiece of choice? Fedora Straw Hat Sunglasses propped up Tiara/Crown Sombrero Flat-Rimmed Baseball Cap Green Top Hat Beanie What is your dream car? Lamborghini Bentley Jeep Wrangler Ford F150 Ferrari Audi A4 Saab Volkswagen Check out more quizzes like this one: Which Campus Bar Do You Belong In? (UIUC) What Breakfast Food Are You? (UIUC) How Well Do You Know Food Brand Slogans? (UIUC)