Nowadays, Korean food seems to be the âtrendyâ new food that people are loving. As someone who grew up on the best, homemade Korean food, I can say Iâm a little critical when it comes to Korean restaurants. However, being critical has helped me weed out the fakes from the authentic places. Here are some red flags to look out for when youâre on the hunt for authentic Korean food.
1. Absence of the cute little Korean grandma running the kitchen.
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She may be under 5Â feet tall, but she runs the joint for sure. She hobbles around in her apron, ladle in hand, making sure the flavors are all there. All of the recipes on the menu are her own, and sheâs gonna make damn sure itâs made right. If sheâs not there, thereâs no guarantee the restaurant is dishinâ up the real stuff.
2. If it has the word âfusionâ in the name.
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Fu·sion (adj): referring to food or cooking that incorporates elements of diverse cuisines. Iâm all about that diverse cuisine life, but if you want REAL Korean food, fusion is a no-go. Although kimchi fries and bulgogi tacos are gifts from the heavens, you wonât find them at any authentic Korean restaurant.
3. Not located in a sketchier part of town.
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Itâs where the rent is cheapest, so restaurants can focus their money on good quality food, aka the most important part. Extra points if the restaurant is located upstairs in a strip mall. Locking those car doors and clutching your purse to your side are small prices to be paid for good Korean food.
4. The restaurant name is in all English.
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If the restaurant has a name like âGrandmaâs Korean BBQ,â youâre in the wrong place. The good Korean places will name the restaurant whatever they want and put a rough English translation underneath it for those who donât read or speak Korean. Although it makes finding the good ones harder to pinpoint on Yelp, itâs worth the search.
5. Shortage of side dishes, or ë°ì°Ź.
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Any number less than six is unacceptable. Banchan, roughly translated to âside dish,â are as essential as the main dishes for a Korean meal. These side dishes allow you to consume a wider variety of tastes â some common ones are kimchi, odeng (fish cakes), kkakdugi (a variation of kimchi), kongnamil (cold bean sprouts), sigeumchi (seasoned, boiled spinach), and japchae (seasoned glass noodles).
6. If they sell sushi.
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Now, when I say sushi, I donât mean kimbap, which is a (delicious) Korean adaptation of traditional Japanese sushi; Iâm talkinâ California rolls, spicy tuna and cucumber rolls. This is a Korean restaurant, not a Japanese restaurant. Although sushi was a common menu item in restaurants when Japan occupied Korea, many have since taken sushi off the menu.
7. Lack of spicy foods on the menu.
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If it doesnât make your eyes water and your mouth burn, itâs not spicy enough. Koreans are notorious for kicking up the spice level on all their foods â noodles, rice cakes, pork, beef, stews, etc. Gojuchang is the main culprit for the fiery taste and red tint of many Korean foods, and is an essential ingredient in many recipes.
8. Everything comes on one plate.
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If your meat, sides and rice are all on the same plate, get out of there as fast as you can. Unlike many other restaurants, each food item has its own place: rice comes in separate bowls, each side dish comes in its own bowl, and meats and stews are the center pieces. Since everything is on its own plate, this makes for a very impressive spread.
9. If there are no typos on the menu.
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I didnât put this on here to make fun of Koreans or their lack of spellcheck. But at every good Korean restaurant Iâve been to, there has been at least one misspelled item on the menu. But as long as the dish serves up crab and not crap, Iâve got no complaints.