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Citrus

Just like citrus fruit, you're a great source of sass, but sometimes people can only tolerate you in small doses otherwise they'll get a canker sore (no offense). The mingling of your brightness and tartness is refreshing. If you haven't already, try a bottle of one of the three citrus juices Pressed Juicery has to offer.

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Roots

While everyone is obsessing about the trendy idea of including greens in their juices, you're being the *real* revolutionary drinking the (literal) underground stuff. Your friends are probably sick of you saying after every song, "I knew about this song back when the band was still playing out of their garage," but hey you're progressive and that's chill. Try one of the three roots juices next time you ride past a Pressed Juicery on your bike.

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Greens

CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE SOOO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REST OF US BECAUSE YOU DRINK YOUR VEGETABLES. Okay no but like really it's cool and impressive that you can stomach juiced romaine. That requires strength and determination, and I admire you. Keep doing you. Embrace your inner pasture-grazing spirit animal and try one of the give greens juices at Pressed Juicery.

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Fruits

You are exactly what I would expect juice to taste like: sweet - but not overly sweet. Naturally sweet. You don't need Splenda or any other added sugar because you're authentically nice and pleasant to interact with. Stay true to yourself, and indulge in one of the three fruits juices.

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Signature

You are a snowflake in the middle of a rainstorm - you are unique, smooth, with layers of flavor and we need to have a few of you extraordinary people in our lives to keep things interesting. You're a permanent option on the menu of life for a reason. Enjoy one of Pressed Juicery's four signature juices.