What level of Steak done-ness are you?

Connor McGinnis Student Contributor, Rowan University

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Rowan chapter and does not reflect the views of Spoon University.

Have you ever wondered, if you were a steak, how well cooked you would be? Of course you have, you’re only human after all.

You are eating a home-cooked dinner with your friends. What do you eat first?

Patiently watch what order everyone else is eating, and follow their lead.
I sorta just shovel the food into my mouth haphazardly
Just the main part of the meal, I’ll skip dessert
Side Dish, Then Entree, Then Dessert
Dessert, no doubt man.

You are walking down the street and find a crisp 50 dollar bill on the ground. What’s your next course of action?

Just keep walking and leave the money; it’s not yours anyway
Begin a multi-stage rescue mission to reunite this lost bill with their previous owner
Take the money but then feel sort of bad about it.
Slam that thing in your wallet faster than the human eye can perceive, then celebrate loudly.
Look around for a minute or so for someone who looks like they lost 50 bucks before taking the money for yourself.

Do you consider yourself an Extrovert?

Absolutely, but I’m not annoying about it.
Probably not
I’m answering this from an isolated cabin/secure bunker/outer space, please leave me alone
I’m answering this from the third party i’ve been to tonight
Don’t Know

Your birthday is in a week, and your parents have decided to buy you some presents! do you peek or wait until the B-Day cometh?

Eh, I can wait. I’m excited though!
I might take a peek or two, but I’m not gonna open them or anything
No, that would be pretty rude
No need to rush, I’m gonna get them eventually anyway.
Those presents are as good as opened.

Are you a loud person?

*Tumbleweed sounds*
Sometimes!
I’m usually pretty quiet
*Airhorn noises*
I’m pretty loud, but I’m not over-the-top obnoxious about it

Connor McGinnis

Rowan '18

What level of Steak done-ness are you?

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