If you haven’t heard of yolk porn, I don’t suggest you google it because half of those images will scare you. However, the yolk porn I’m talking about is that beautiful moment when you get a perfectly cooked egg, you break it with your fork and that golden goodness rushes out.
For example:
Are you seeing this right now?
Runny yolk and pizza. AKA heaven.
This is just a classic. A beautiful, beautiful classic.
Are you drooling yet?
Now you’re definitely drooling. Run and get a napkin, this is embarrassing.
So now you see what all the commotion is about and you’re probably going to never get over this new yolk porn addiction. You’re welcome.
Want to make yolk porn happen in your own kitchen? Follow these instructions to making a perfectly poached egg.