For some of us, politics is a serious business. We’re glued to CNN, we track the polls on our phones, and we’re subscribed to 20 different email lists. For others, it just makes for a fun drinking game. Take a shot every time Donald insults someone, chug whenever there’s a new Hillary email scandal.
However you decide to party (pun intended), we can at least agree on one thing: We all love ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for policy… and ice cream. So here’s what some of the GOP candidates would look like as your fave Ben & Jerry’s flavors.
Donald Trump: Blondie Ambition
Ted Cruz: Americone Dream
Because nothing says you’re makin’ it more than being a Canadian-born hopeful for the American presidency. Caramel swirl, Canadian swirl…what’s the diff?
Jeb Bush: Hazed & Confused
Because 40 years ago he smoked marijuana. And he admits it. Don’t believe me?
Carly Fiorina: Strawberry Not So Shortcake
Because she ain’t always cute and sweet. She packs a pretty punch, like the shortbread pieces in this pint.
Ben Carson: Everything But The…
Because as a neurosurgeon he’s done virtually everything to the human brain but sometimes forgets to use his own.
Chris Christie: Chubby Hubby
Because he can be real, real salty or real, real sweet, so this peanutty, fudge-covered pretzel butter swirl has his name all over it. Literally.
Marco Rubio: That’s My Jam
Mike Huckabee: Bovinity Divinity
Because he used to be a minister. And he has a thing for cows.
Rand Paul: What A Cluster
Because he’s one big clusterf*ck. And because cluster rhymes with filibuster (which is one thing he just LOOOOOOOVES).