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We Ranked Every Frozen Pizza Brand, So You Don’t Have to

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at GVSU chapter.

Craving warm, delicious pizza from anywhere but the smelly cafeteria? And the only money you have is a $20 gift card to the grocery store that your mom gave you for Christmas? To save you time (and a gift card balance), we ranked the top frozen pizza brands based on crust, cheese level, and sauce. You can thank us later.

4. Red Baron Singles

frozen pizza cake cheese
Micaela Petrucci

Crust: What’s up with this crust? Unfortunately, the crust has a taste similar to a cardboard box. Appetizing.

Cheese: Kudos to the copious amounts of garlic flavored cheese. But after cooking, it didn’t get warm, melty experience I expect.

Sauce: If sauce could be a grandma, this one would take the prize. Why you gotta taste so dusty?

Overall Rating: 3/10

Price: $3.79

3. Freschetta

frozen pizza pastry tomato
Micaela Petrucci

Crust: This crust is the bomb. The cheese from the actual pizza floats onto the herb dusted crust and creates a beautiful combo.

Cheese: “Four cheese medley”… yeah right. There must have been an international shortage on cheese. Learn how to upgrade your pizza if it’s sad.

Sauce: If you enjoy the pizza sauce from a Lunchable, then this pizza is for you.

Overall Rating: 5/10

Price – $6.49

2. DiGiorno Rising Crust Singles

frozen pizza tomato crust
Micaela Petrucci

Crust: If you love a doughy pizza, load up your cart with these babies. Although, more flavor to the crust would be appreciated.

Cheese/Toppings: The pepperoni adds a great kick of flavor. Do not be deceived by it’s rubbery look.

Sauce: No matter how many times I’ve had this sauce, I can’t think of how to describe it. So let’s just go with not bad, but not special. 

Overall Rating: 7/10

Price: $3.79

1. Tombstone

pizza pie cheese
Micaela Petrucci

Crust: This is a crispy thin crust, and I love it. 

Cheese/Toppings: The pepperoni hides the fact that there is not a lot of cheese. Like always, with pepperoni comes grease, be sure to get your blotting napkins ready!

Sauce: Who knew a frozen sauce could taste so fresh? Bravo!.Overall Rating: 8/10

Price: $4.79

frozen pizza milk cake mix
Micaela Petrucci

So, instead of going through the hassle of ordering a pizza, tipping the driver, and interacting with the delivery guy…just pick up a frozen pizza to enjoy in the comfort of your own home.