If you’ve ever worn a sauce stain on your sweatshirt like a badge of deep dish honor, gone out with flour still on your hands to prove you owned that pie crust or rocked a milk mustache bigger than one you could grow on your own, then you clearly have no problem expressing your love of food. Now, take that expression of love to the next, high-brow level with these food inspired accessories.
Men
Banana Inspired Swim Trunks
Photo courtesy of neffheadwear.com
Whether you’re embracing your inner ironic hipster or just have a thing for monkeys, this bathing suit is bound to garner a chuckle or too. The side pockets and draw string waist are convenient features and the bright colors will help you find these when they mysteriously disappear during Spring Break.
neffheadwear.com | $40
Pancake Crewneck Sweatshirt
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There is nothing more comforting than a big stack of pancakes doused in butter and syrup. Now try expressing your love for a shortstack on your favorite comfy item of clothing. Match made in breakfast heaven.
belovedshirts.com | $59.00
Women
Fries Leggings
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Ditch the diet and get stick thin legs with these french fry leggings. Perfect for a date with Ronald McDonald, lounging around or a theme party.
belovedshirts.com | $49
Ice Cream Crop Top
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There are few things that girls love more than crop tops and ice cream. With less material to risk dripping on and some witty humor acting as the cherry on top, scoop up this top now to wear while you dream of summer.
pyknic.com | $26
Accessories
Food-Inspired iPhone Cases
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These iPhone cases come in both the 4 and 5 sizes and cover all the essentials: gummy bears, hot dogs, pizza, toasted marshmallows and even Saltines. With cases that look good enough to eat, you’ll never lose or mix up your cell phone again…as long as you don’t hang around the kitchen too much.
touchzerogravity.com | $23.95
Cupcake Beanie
Photo courtesy of neffheadwear.com
Keep your sweet tooth warm during these dreary winter months with a knit cupcake beanie. With eight flavors to chose from, you can have your cake and eat it too.
neffheadwear.com | $28
Slice O’ Pizza BackPack
Photo courtesy of Nastygal.com
Big enough to carry your leftover slices and your books, this backpack oozes cheese and ’90s nostalgia. To reach Ninja Turtles level of pizza love, wear with your cut off shorts and mighty ducks snap back to your local pizza joint.
Nastygal.com | $65
Scented Maple Syrup Waffle Earrings
Photo courtesy of tinyhandsonline.com
Who needs jewelry from Tiffany and Co. when you can have handcrafted breakfast-inspired earrings that look and smell like they’re fresh out of the toaster.
tinyhandsonline.com | $38
Bonus
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If you feel like going balls to the foodie wall and don’t have a problem with getting stared at by everyone you encounter, then shell out some serious dough for these Moschino fashion week looks. Who knew your favorite drunk snack was so chic.