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34 Food Puns Guaranteed to Up Your Instagram Game

What’s a foodstagram without a food pun caption? If you are trying to rack up your Instagram likes, Spoon is here to help. We’ve compiled a complete guide to food puns for all meals, snacks and desserts. You’re sure to improve your Insta-game with these ready-made captions, as well as get a few laughs along the way. Ready, set, Insta.

Bagels

For those mornings when you need nothing more than bagel stuffed with eggs, bacon and oozing cheese.

A photo posted by FoodLoverHeaven1 (@foodloverheaven1) on Dec 21, 2014 at 8:26am PST

Ba(e)gel
BECause I need to start my day with a bacon, egg and cheese
I know this caption is a little cheesy (*see pizza, Mexican food, grilled cheese)
This bagel is bacon me crazy

Eggs

#yolkporn is a thing.

A photo posted by The Sweet Defeat (@thesweetdefeat) on Jan 29, 2015 at 5:09am PST

What came first, the chicken, the egg or the Instagram?
Om-a-lette you finish, but this is the best omelette of all time
Egg-cellent start to the day
An egg-stra special start to the day
Had me bEGGing for more

Pancakes

Sometimes we just need an excuse to eat cake first thing in the morning.

A photo posted by NYC Dining // Food by Skyler (@nycdining) on Sep 25, 2014 at 6:01am PDT

Pan cake-cake-cake-cake
Stacks on stacks on stacks

Smoothies

Because we all need to pretend to be healthy sometimes.

A photo posted by Get it ripe, get it right(@missnewfoodie) on Jan 10, 2015 at 6:33am PST

Orange you glad I Instagrammed my smoothie this morning
Going bananas for this

Ice Cream, Froyo and Other Frozen Desserts

These bad boys are always in season.

A photo posted by @icecreamofinsta on Aug 21, 2014 at 12:57pm PDT

All for me, none fro you
I scream for Instagram likes
Ice ice baby
(N)ice to see you
A picture’s worth a thousand calories
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
#WCW. Woman Crush Wednesday or Waffle Cone Wednesday?
Out of con(e)trol
The cONeLY thing I need

S’mores

The childhood tradition that we never outgrew.

A photo posted by dmgood (@dmgood) on May 26, 2014 at 10:41am PDT

I want s’more please
Yo, what’s (graham) crackin’

Momofuku Milk Bar

But really, if you venture to Momofuku Milk Bar and don’t Instagram it, did you even go there?

A photo posted by Ella Viscardi (@ellaetcetera) on Nov 24, 2014 at 11:46am PST

Mo fuku mo problems

Crepes

One of the greatest gifts from the French.

A photo posted by @gourmanddisposition on Feb 2, 2015 at 4:33am PST

Holy crepe
Not having a crepey day

Nuts

The reason our loves Nutella and Peanut Butter exist.

A photo posted by Eating My Way Through NYC (@eatingnyc) on Dec 2, 2014 at 1:30pm PST

Nuttin better than this treat
Nuttellin me this is real?

Cookie Dough

Why even bake it?

A photo posted by get in my belly (@getinmybellyplz) on Dec 31, 2014 at 2:17pm PST

Doughn’t you wish you were eating this too
Cookie doughn’t you want some

Pizza

3 am or 3 pm…good any time of day.

A photo posted by FoodLoverHeaven1 (@foodloverheaven1) on Dec 4, 2014 at 3:22pm PST

You wanna pizza this
Stole a pizza my heart
Slice of heaven

At the end of the day, it’s not “you are what you eat,” but “you are what you Instagram yourself eating.” So eat up, and don’t forget that #eatingfortheinsta is real. Now, you can upgrade all those foodstagrams with some perfectly punny captions straight from the Bible. But don’t forget to #spoonfeed the next time you do.

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