When you walk out of class and the realization that you just failed a test descends upon you, there is only one thing to do: consume a grotesque amount of food. This quiz will help you decide the degree of consumption that is necessary to combat your failure.
Remember, food conquers all.
The answer is:
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Two Fistfuls of Reese's Pieces
You are exhaustive in your efforts to succeed and do not have the time to marinate in sadness; however, your (perhaps overwrought) sentiments deserve a bit of satiation. Grab a handful of Reese's Pieces (or any other portable candy) and return to your daily overachieving.
The answer is:
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A Pint of Ben & Jerry's
You did your best and sometimes that is all you can do. Try and appreciate the things in your life that you do have definitive control over and just enjoy the simplicity of nature while relishing in the portability of a cold pint.
The answer is:
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A Plate of Double Cheese Microwave Nachos
You meant well, but your poor habits failed you in the end. Nothing food can't fix! Head to the comfort of your home, change into stretchy pants, and slowly melt into your bed. But, before you do, pile on the cheese, beans, chicken, guac and sour cream and enjoy the greatest invention of the modern day -- microwave nachos.
The answer is:
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Five Guys Double Cheeseburger with Fries and a Chocolate Shake
When you fail, you go out with a bang. A defeat this big deserves a truly self-deprecating meal. Go all out with the legendarily caloric burger and fries and top it all off with a shake. Bonus points if you dip your fries into your shake to show you truly give zero f*cks.
