When you walk out of class and the realization that you just failed a test descends upon you, there is only one thing to do: consume a grotesque amount of food. This quiz will help you decide the degree of consumption that is necessary to combat your failure.

Remember, food conquers all.

  1. How badly did you do on the test?

  2. How important was the test?

  3. How long did you spend studying for it?

  4. How much did you care about doing well?

  5. Where are you going afterward?