When you’re drunk food is sometimes the only option. We have all done things we are ashamed of for food, or have our own embarrassing drunk cravings. We polled Fairfield students about their ridiculous drunk eats, here are the best 10.
1. A Smashed Potato
Photo by Helena Lin
“I’d say my weirdest drunk habit is coming home and making a big bowl of mashed potatoes. Nothing is more comforting than a bowl of carbs.”
2. Tipsily Taken
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“I was stumbling to the bathroom in my freshman dorm and there was a steak and cheese sandwich in the hallway. I kind of just leaned down and picked it up and pretended it was mine. Definitely my best stolen purchase.”
3. Oops I Did it Again
Photo by Izzi Clark
“We went to the Mcdonalds drive thru and spent $60…our order was so large that we had to go through twice. The woman was definitely hard core judging.”
4. Pizza Bandit
Photo by Aarthi Chezian
“I had ordered dominos and thought I had paid online. I wasn’t wearing shoes and it was cold so when it came I just grabbed it from the man and ran…he called me back saying I needed to bring him money. I had ordered dominos for just myself. It was an embarrassing night all around.”
5. Inebriated Innovators
Photo by Annie Madole
“We got home and were drunkingly craving nachos. The only chips we had were doritos. They actually came out kind of good, it’s kind of a drunk late night staple for us now.”
6. Trashed
Photo by Kelda Baljon
“I once ate a three week old piece of halloween candy from the trash…it was MY trash, but it was still the trash.”
7. Redundant but Un-regrettable
Photo by Kirby Barth
“One time I made a spaghetti and meatball sandwich with a side of mac and cheese.”
8. Cheese Please
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“Tostitos queso dip straight from the jar…with my hands.”
9. Chips before Dip
Photo by Lily Stephens
“I once asked my hookup if he could bring snacks when he came over, I fell asleep before he arrived.”
10. Tossed Salad
Photo by Ellie Rudd
” I once drunkenly sliced up all the tomatoes in my kitchen during a party because I really really needed a salad.”